Reflections on coffee

I finally did the math.

+/- 75 Oz. of Coffee. That's the daily intake.

3 18-20 oz. Cups in the morning. At least 1, more likely 2, Large (20 oz.) Dunkin Donuts Coffees in the afternoon.

Food is optional

2 Questions:

1) Does this qualify as intelligent behavior?
(my answer is yes: look here for my reasonings)

2) What is the gender of the person selling me my Dunkin Donuts coffee?
(Wears a nametag 'Lois', has a somewhat effeminent voice, mustache, and has what could be considered breasts [could be a non-factor because of the 300 pounds that this individual weights)