Him: Dude, I puked at the bar (after my pants came off), I threw up in an alley on the way to my office, and I threw up at my office
Me: That good of a test?
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- The Namby Pamby
- Chicago, Illinois, United States
- Licensed Attorney and Closet Chick-Flick Fan
Legal Hijinks, News and Analysis
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The Chicagoans
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Good reads, Smart people and Hot Women
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Can't Fight the Inevitable4 years ago
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First blog post2 years ago
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Off The Menu Grab Bag, Part 64 days ago
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Vote, You Bastards6 years ago
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That's 4 down...2 years ago
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Jotting2 years ago
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'Tis the season for change5 years ago
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Hello world!2 years ago
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Our 2014 Christmas Cards3 years ago
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Happy Holidays6 years ago
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O-H! I-O!7 years ago
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Hey...so...blogging?4 years ago
The Growing Legion
Old Posts and Other Rants
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