Conversations with the bagger at the grocery store

And the curtain opens with yours truly unloading at the checkout line: 2 bags of tostitos, 1 bag of sun chips, 2 boxes of wheat thins, 3 packs of sour gummy worms, and 1 vat of fake dorito nacho cheese sauce.

And Scene:

"You must be having a party"

"No, just finished my third exam and celebrating with a junk food binge..."

"I just took my midterms...I haven't been back to class since. You in school?"

"Yep, about to finish my first year"

"You're a big ol freshman"

Thanks...