I love when Scalia opens his mouth

A few Scaliaisms to get you through the day...

1. "Surely consensual sodomy is rarely performed on stage [because if it was, Souter would pay to see it]."

2. "In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along."

3. "Sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. [Rehnquist has been encouraging Stevens, Thomas, O'Connor and I for years]"